Pinky Toe Blisters

I had to dress up today for an interview, which meant breaking out the Target pleather mules. My feet must've changed shape during my recent Clogs-Are-Perfect-for-Any-Occasion phase because within two hours I noticed matching red blisters on my pinky toes. I took off my shoes at lunch and accidentally kicked one under the next table over. Then, I spent five minutes trying to retrieve it with my big toe while telling a story about a pet tortoise.