Near Miss

Went to Atlanta Roller Derby tonight at the Yaarab Shrine. After several beers in the Shriner's parking lot, we sat on the floor near Turn 4 before realizing were sitting in a line-of-fire. Despite wearing fishnets and miniskirts, roller girls skate really really fast and slingshot each other around the track. They also fall down, a lot; and, they also fall into the audience, a lot. We moved to the bleachers just in time to see Raging Cock shove Punkin π into the spot we'd been sitting. Robin and I picked our new roller derby names, Ph.Death and Princess Slaya, but after watching Reba Smackintyre elbow-check Anita Bopabitch, we decided to stick to tailgating.